Proof God hates Utah

Here's my proof that Heavenly Father dislikes everything outside the Church Office Building and Temple Square.

Facts:

A. God punishes those who disobey him. (Scriptures)

B. Punishment makes people unhappy. (Guantanimo Bay)

C. People who freeze because of cold temperature. (Ice caps)

D. People who freeze are unhappy at some point of freezing. (Ask the guy in Titanic)

E. Wickedness never was happiness. (Book of Mormon)

F. Unhappiness never was righteouness (inverse)

Proof:

Its 31 degrees outside, you could freeze because the body is mostly water, which would make you unhappy, which is the result of punishment, which is what God does to those who disobey him.

So repent and it'll warm up